RDCAB 5

Rebirth on the Doors to the Civil Affairs Bureau


Chapter 5 You Owe Me a Slap


TL: Xefielle
Editor: Jessamy


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When Yu Dong returned home, she felt thirsty. She went into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and when she saw it was full of water bottles, she couldn't help but exclaimed: "This is truly a doctor's refrigerator. There's not even one flavored drink."

Yu Dong took a bottle and drank a few mouthfuls. She habitually grabbed her mobile phone and intended to order takeaways, only to see its button keyboard. She then remembered smartphones wouldn't be common until a few years later.

Ring!

If Yu Dong didn't have the phone in her hand, she definitely wouldn't have thought it was her phone that rang.

The electric display showed the name Xiang Xiaoyue. Her university roommate, who she had a pretty close relationship with. But Xiaoyue got married, and everyday would be nothing but mass amounts of showy love which Yu Dong, a single dog, would consciously avoid lest incurring a critical hit. This caused them to slowly drift apart, and it had been 3 or 4 years since Yu Dong last saw her.

"Hey," Yu Dong answered the phone.

"Dong Dong!" A shrill female voice frightened her so much she almost threw her phone. "Help, help!"

"What's wrong?"

Xiang Xiaoyue was a typical city girl with an upper class background and was an only child. She had high EQ and to speak bluntly, had her road in life paved by other people. Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but one of the most admirable qualities about her in Yu Dong's mind was that in university, if she asked for help, whether it was a current boyfriend or ex-boyfriends, as long as they had the ability, they would rush to help her.

"Are you in Shanghai?"

"Yeah," Yu Dong answered.

"Great, I received an offer to do the dubbing of an idol drama a while ago. But the original dubbing actress I hired suddenly quit. Come and help me," Xiaoyue said.

"Am I getting paid?"

"Yes, of course," Xiaoyue replied loudly.

"Alright, give me the address!"'

"Then I'll text it to you in a bit. Come straight away on a taxi, I'll reimburse you."

It seemed that she was overanxious, and Yu Dong figured she needed the money anyway. So she got ready and headed out again.

Yu Dong didn't need to check her account balance, she knew exactly how much money was in it because 10 years ago, she needed to survive in a new city by herself with only 2,000 yuan.

But even for future Yu Dong, 2,000 yuan was nowhere near enough for her to buy clothes, not to mention the younger Yu Dong, who had different tastes.

Yu Dong took a taxi and soon arrived at the address. She bought a watermelon juice nearby and after downing two mouthfuls, entered Xiaoyue's studio.

The place wasn't massive, but in a place like Shanghai, you would be considered lucky to even afford a 50-inch recording booth.

The decorations of the studio were very stylish, and wouldn't be outdated even after a few years. It must have been decorated by a former ex-boyfriend who studied in design school.

"Oh, thank my aunt and grandmother, you're here." Xiang Xiaoyue, who dressed like a true professional, looked at Yu Dong like she was her personal savior.

"Wait!" After taking another sip of her watermelon juice, Yu Dong took out the taxi receipt and said, "50 yuan for the fare first!"

"You think I'd scam 50 yuan off of you?" Xian Xiaoyue sighed and instead urged her: "Come and read the script first."

When Yu Dong walked into the conference room, she saw two people already sitting. One was a young girl who was quite cute. She smiled sweetly when she saw Yu Dong. The other was a handsome sunny man, who for some reason, felt quite familiar.

"Okay, there are two women roles and one man, we're finally ready." Xiang Xioayue looked at Yu Dong and the man. "This drama has the most dialogue between the two of you. You should discuss the script together first."

Yu Dong nodded, found a chair to sit on, and started reading the script.

After a while, Yu Dong felt someone looking at her.

Raising her head, Yu Dong met the handsome man's eyes across from her, who then looked down immediately.

Did he fall in love with me?

Yu Dong thought about it, fixed her hair, straightened her posture and continued to read through the script.

After reading two pages, she saw the man looking at her again from her peripheral vision. Yu Dong looked up again, and the other party looked down again.

After a few more times, Yu Dong finally had enough, but thinking the other person might just be shy, asked him with a gentle voice: "Do you want anything?"

The handsome fellow saw Yu Dong ask him a question and opened his mouth to speak, but hesitated.

"Why is such a man like yourself hesitating?" Though if you confess, I'll gently refuse you.

The handsome man hesitated for a moment then asked, "Dong Dong, how have you been in these past two days?"

Dong Dong?


When she was young, her family was quite poor. In order to save money, her mom would always buy fish and chop it up to stretch into several meals. Later when she was born, there was a time when her dad who was drunk came home and repeatedly pointed at the frozen fish, then at her. From then on her name was set. Yu Dong, with the nickname Dong Dong.

(T/N: Yu Dong can be translated to “winter” or “frozen” and Dong Dong can be translated to frozen fish. I’ll keep her nickname as Dong Dong because she’s already so hilarious without me calling her a frozen fish)


But only my family and a few close friends in university knew about this nickname.

Who is this man?

"I didn't dare say more to you when you started crying that day. But seeing you now, you seem to be alright." The man smiled at her.

The cute girl who was reading her script on the side smelt a potential gossip and suddenly stopped flipping through her script.

Yu Dong's thoughts gradually came together: A handsome man, who looked like he just graduated university, knew her nickname and was someone she cried for in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau the other day--

"The scum!" Yu Dong finally recognized the person and slammed her hands on the table. Holy shit, was this not my first love who I haven't seen for 10 years!?


Ouch. I haven't seen you for so long, I almost didn't recognize you.

"Dong Dong, I know you're sad, but how can you curse people!" Fang Hua told Yu Dong while uncomfortably glancing at the cute sister.

After the thorough breakup 10 years ago, Yu Dong never thought she would ever see Fang Hua again. As soon as she saw him, an unknown fire lit inside her and blazed. Yu Dong stood and marched towards Fang Hua, step by step.

"You, what are you doing?" Fang Hua was startled by Yu Dong's momentum.

Yu Dong laughed and suddenly launched an attack. She raised her hand and slapped him soundly: "I've wanted to thrash you for a long time."

Yu Dong's only regret in this bad relationship was that she only cried when they were in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau. She didn't even think to give the man a slap, but today she was finally successful.

"What are you doing!" Fang Hua was unexpectedly slapped.

The cute girl was shocked at this sudden development.

"Hmph!" After giving him a beating, Yu Dong went back to her seat, grabbed her watermelon juice and gulped it down. Then she called out, "Xiaoyue, come here!"

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" As she was busy, Xiang Xiaoyue ran into the room disheveled. Noticing the atmosphere seemed wrong in the room, she wondered, "What happened?"

Fang Hua kept silent with an angry face.

The cute sister tried to silently disappear into the background.

"Do you still consider yourself my friend, Xiang Xiaoyue?" Yu Dong asked her coldly.

"Of course!"

"Do you believe that if you say you need my help, I'd come without question?"

"Yes, I believe!"

"Then how can you do this to me!?" Yu Dong asked.

"I…do what to you?" Xiang Xiaoyue was confused.

"You want me to work with the scum who just abandoned me? Are you deliberately hurting me?"

At Yu Dong's words, Xiang Xiaoyue became even more confused. She looked at Fang Hua who had an ugly expression and asked, "You guys broke up?"

"Yu Dong, let's talk about this outside." Fang Hua didn't want to discuss such matters in front of outsiders.

"Ha!" Yu Dong gave him a mocking glance.

Fang Hua's face darkened even more.

Xiang Xiaoyue looked back and forth between the two of them. It looked like they did have a falling out, but she still couldn’t believe it. "Have you two really broken up? I thought you were getting married?"

"Yes, I had all my household papers with me. But when I got there, he broke up with me at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau and dumped 10,000 yuan at my hands as a break-up fee." Yu Dong acted like she was talking about someone else. There was no sadness in her expression but was instead full of mockery.

"Scum!"

"Scum!"

Two voices rang out, and the cute sister and Xiang Xiaoyue looked at each other.

"Yu Dong!" Fang Hua's face twisted.

"What? Are you asking for your money back?" Yu Dong sneered.

"It's not what it looks like." Feng Hua rushed to explain to Xiang Xiaoyue.

"Then what does it look like?" Yu Dong taunted him. "What would your version of that event sound like?"

"You…" Fang Huan said angrily, "Look at how you're being like now."

"Does my appearance have anything to do with you?" Yu Dong sneered as she took another sip of her watermelon juice.

One sat calmly sipping juice while the other stood in anger.

"I won't lower myself for such a woman!" Fang Hua picked his sunglasses and with a slam, left.

The meeting room quietened.

Yu Dong tapped her script on the table and said, "What now? I'll never work with him.Will you find a replacement?"

"Uh…" Xiaoyue was stunned for a moment, then quickly snapped out of it. "It's alright, we can find a replacement. We don't need such scummy men!"

"Good!" Yu Dong was satisfied.

Xiang Xiaoyue smiled and suddenly realized: "The last time we saw each other was only a month ago. How did you suddenly change from a silly and sweet girl into a woman with a poisonous tongue that rivals a mother-in-law?"

"I got jilted!" Yu Dong said indifferently.

Xiang Xiaoyue rolled her eyes at the vague answer but didn't insist. She now had to find a new male lead on top of all her work, starting a business isn't easy, ah.

Yu Dong looked at the cute girl in the corner of the room. Thinking of how she called Feng Hua scum, she smiled at the girl and asked: "What's your name?"

"Tao Tao!" The cute sister blinked her watery eyes and smiled.

Tao Tao? Isn't this the Queen of idol dramas a few years later? Yu Dong rubbed her eyes, she looked even better before her facelift!

"Sister promise me you'll never have cosmetic surgery!"

"Eh??"


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Hospital

Xia Feng was finished with his last patient and intended to go home after writing the last medical record.

At this time, Shao Yifan came back from a surgery and asked Xia Feng: "Why are you still here? Aunt's surgery is tomorrow, you should go home early and get a good night's rest so you can accompany her."

"It's fine. I'll be able to come back in time for her operation," Xia Feng answered.

"Although tomorrow's heart surgery only has a 50% success rate, Director Wang mentioned Aunt's mental state today was much more optimistic, which will definitely help her odds."

Shao Yifan and Xia Feng were university friends. They both graduated at the same time and finished their practicum in the same hospital, so their relationship was naturally close.

"I hope so!" Xia Feng was still a little worried.

"By the way I heard An An went to America?" Shao Yifan knew about his relationship with An An and was confused on why she still insisted on going abroad during such a critical time.

"We broke up!" Xia Feng felt there was no need to hide this kind of matter. So after a little thought, he told Shao Yifan frankly.

"Broke up?" Shao Yifan was shocked. "You've been with her obediently for so many years. You just recently bought a house and renovated it for her. Why did you suddenly break up?"

"I asked her to marry me last week and she refused," Xia Feng told him with a bitter smile. "I told her that if we didn't get married, we'd break up. Her response was to fly to America."

"No, that isn't a proposal anymore, isn't that a threat?" Shao Yifan was speechless. "But An An didn’t need to hide in America either."

Xia Feng closed the medical report in front of him and didn't say anything.

"You should calm down a little," Shao Yifan advised him.

"You should know that I'm not the impulsive type." Xia Feng stood to remove his white coat and hung it on the back of his chair. "I'm going back first."

"Oh!" Shao Yifan realized what Xia Feng was implying and was shocked.

Xia Feng had never been an impulsive person, so his words said to An An were definitely spoken aloud after careful consideration, despite the unsatisfactory outcome that followed.

Though if there was one thing in Xia Feng's life that he impulsively did, it would be the day before yesterday, when he picked up a wife and brought her home.


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Omg Yu Dong I know its been years, but how can you not remember his faaaace


Comments

  1. hahaha... that slap felt satisfying

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  2. Dong dong: I'm sorry, who are you?
    Scum man: we just broke up 2 days ago!!!!

    The fastest time to move on LOL

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    1. ikr for YD its been years but FH would be totally confused from bawling her eyes out to totally fine 2 days later to slapping him minutes after hahahahahaha

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  3. Thanks for the chapter! The guy was so forgettable! 😂🤣😂
    To those who doubt you could forget people, meet me.
    My mother & I have this trouble. We don't seem to remember people's faces well. If Mom meets someone only a few times socially, there is a good chance that after a while she won't recognize them at all . She says that she probably offended a lot of people by passing them on the streets without saying hi (sadly, people might think she's pretending to ignore them).
    Meanwhile, a face might seem familiar to me, telling me that I'm supposed to know them, but I'm unable to connect it with a person. & that applies to even people I know well if I haven't met them in a really long time. I'll recognize them when they start talking because I remember voices & conversation really well...

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    1. Omg I have the same problem! I have unintentionally ignored people so many times. Even if the person comes up to my face I still don't remember who they are T_T

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    2. Omg me too. A lot of people including my family said I'm way too arrogant and weird because of it.

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    3. Same! Even with my family, if I don't see them for a while I will start forgetting what they look like. And let's not start on NAMES... holy hell, that's a real challenge and has made my whole life very socially awkward making me want to avoid public events, lol.

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    4. Don't feel bad, first day of school every year I'd have to go ask my best friend for her name again (thankfully I was slightly better with faces than names). She was basically the only person I'd remember after summer break lol.
      I've had co-workers come up to me and go "Hey! It's been so long!" And I'm like (crap...who are you? You don't look familiar at all) "H-iii...yeah, long time." "Yeah, when we used to sit together, this and that happened...too funny." (still no memories) "Y-yeah...too funny. Oh look, I gotta run."

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  4. Lol! Totally forgot the man she hated. XD
    Thank you!

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  5. 10 years is a long time LOL . I forget a lot of faces that I havent seen in over a year.

    Thank you for the chapter!

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  6. I'm on Team AnAn with the whole ultimatum thing. Dude, you don't rush into marriage because you think your mom might die.

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  7. Scums are not worthy of being remembered

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  8. Ok, I defend Th Dong not recognizing him 100%. I was once engaged and very in love with a man who turned out to be scum. Long story short 18 years later I hear from him and I could not recognize his voice, could not remember his looks, and could not even recall what I had liked so much about him in the past. But I would feel just like her that I would want to give a few slaps if I could go back. Lol

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  9. The way I laughed when she didn't remember her ex, lmao. It's way funnier since even if it's 10yrs for her, in reality, it has been more or less two days-- and if he realized she can't remember him, that HHAHAHHAHAHA oh my, his face would have been extremely the funniest

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